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[14 Apr 2005|04:42pm]

[ mood | amused ]

What the FUCK is wrong with this man?!

Somethings, we should keep to ourselves....

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[04 Jun 2004|01:27pm]

[ mood | amused ]

Ralph Nader.

Poor guy has been around since George Washingtion.

But yes. He's a burnout, and I'll say that with confidence.


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Huge Burnout [25 Apr 2004|11:35pm]

[ mood | accomplished ]

Man, I can't wait for the november elections.


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woody allen [19 Apr 2004|11:36am]

[ mood | sleepy ]

woody allen sucks and he talks to much he totally made the movie i saw crap it he waouldn't have been in it it would have been good he is such a bad acter........<<<<<<<<<burn out he should stop acting cuz he sucks at it >>>>>>


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[06 Apr 2004|09:35pm]

[ mood | blah ]

hahaha i bet you all you burn outs to the first post

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FOR ALL YOU LOSERS [22 Mar 2004|07:00pm]

[ mood | bitchy ]

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Gary Busey [16 Mar 2004|11:53pm]

[ mood | sleepy ]

Gary Busey's career started because of his uncanny resemblence to Buddy Holly. Apperently thats all he could do so eventually he disappeared. After several stints in the Betty Ford clinic he made a life long friend in Nick Nolte, apperently they had alot in common because both thier careers were going down the shitter.

But unlike Nick Nolte Gary Busey had a resurgence he soon discovered that he played the "dirtbag" role exceptionally well(for obvious reasons)he learned to harness all the things he learned from his years of drinking all night, screwing prostitutes and disappearing before he had to pay them.

But after awhile even that got old, and he soon had to pass the torch to his son, thats right he has a son. How? you ask , well like i said before; he likes prostitutes.

Jake Busey is possibly the only burnout that was a burnout upon conception, now thats an impressive feat, and deserves somekind of award, maybe a BIG MAC. Gary Busey's spawn has learned from his father and has taken pionters only playing the "dirtbag" roles, allthough he could never replace his father as the rapist or child molester but he is an acceptable substitute.

The Busey's a father and son burnout duo

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Nick Nolte [15 Mar 2004|07:33pm]

[ mood | devious ]

enough said

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A Jackass for all the Ages [14 Mar 2004|11:42am]

[ mood | chipper ]

Jean-Claude Van Damme
I think this is the first Burnout that should have been a burnout 6 no 7 years before he actually became one.

Jean-Claude Van Damme
Started making mindless action movies it seems like a century ago, but then he went too far, he made Double Impact, if you are not aware of the premise: Jean-Claude stars in both staring roles, how can this be you you ask, well apperently they are long lost twins blah blah blah ect. How much of a narsasistic mortherfuck must you be if you think "hey there isnt enough of me on screen, I should have two starring roles." Maybe he think it would help his career, isnt that ironic.

Well like everyone on our site Jean-Claude Van Damme eventually fell off the face of the earth and landed into a large pile of Cocaine. At the hieght of his addiction he was doing enough coke to kill a small horse.

This is the result of one of Jean-Claude 3 month coke benders

Jean-Claude Van Damme was once known as "The Muscles From Brussels" and now a his only claim to fame is he actually did more coke than all of Aerosmith

I guess now he'll just be known as "The Belgium Disgrace."

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Its as easy as it looks [14 Mar 2004|06:21am]

[ mood | sleepy ]

Ugh....where should I start with this mug...

Ike Turner

Im sure your thinking, "man, bobby brown, what an idiot thinking hes is the king of R&B. Why hasnt he accidently shot himself on one of his late night coke binges with whitney."

but just like bobby brown's music doesnt show any signs of originality, neither do his attempts at career suicide....wait...what am I saying career.

Ike Turner began his career of taking credit for other people's work by impersonating a hackneed burnout, Sammy Davis Jr., who now to think of it, I never really ever saw perform....

I mean seriously, here you have a guy who has released a greatest album. The only hits Ike ever created were the ones on Tina's face.

I mean seriously, these are the kinda guys that look up to him:

With the 12 kilos he snorts daily, Ike has slowly but surely built the fictional world I like to call "Ike's House of Broken Dreams"

Here Ike shows he'll go to great lengths to prove he never really made it.

For the record, if I saw Ike Turner crossing the street, and I was "supposed" to stop, I would unfortunately have to introduce him to my good friend Michelin.

Personally though, you would think after years of getting the shit kicked out of you, you would sort of begin to think, "is this legal?"

An album cover after Ike had just finished off Tina

But Ike has since changed his evil ways, and began hitting the white women instead...

Ike Turner, a self proclaimed jackass!

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Andrew Dice Clay [14 Mar 2004|04:55am]

[ mood | predatory ]

There were many lames but no one was lamer than Captain Lame, later renamed Andrew

Andrew Dice Clay, what can I say
Are you dead, Or just in a Playgirl spread
Did you do to much coke, is that why you're broke
Sympathy there's none for you, you know being a scumbag has its downfalls too
You're a burnout you're spent, you're irrelevent

When reseaching Andrew Dice Clay I found that there was nothing really there, it turns out he was never funny and most people don't even know who he is. Currently he is in fact face down in a gutter somewhere, and when I think of that only one thing comes to mind. YOU GOT DICED! So are you a burnout Mr. Clay? Most certanly yes. Do we care? Not really.

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Currently busing tables in Cabo San Lucas.... [14 Mar 2004|01:53am]

[ mood | nostalgic ]

David Lee Roth

Known for hits like "Jump" and "Panama" David Lee Roth was once known as the lead singer of the 80's group Van Halen.

For some odd reason though David Lee Roth basically decided he was more of idiot than all the other guys from Van Halen, so he decided to ditch the band.

Unknowning that he had no "real" talents of his own he was forced into associations with the likes of other burnouts, like Sammy Hagar:

Dont have pitty they know what they're doing.

David Lee Roth is the prime example of people who just dont get the point. Thats why were here.

Now, amongst his various and obvious drug and alchol problems, it appears that David Lee Roth's hair decided to stay in the 80's, with the rest of his career:

The only problem we here find is that there is too much of David Lee Roth to make fun of. I mean this guy seriously believes he can still chunk out the hits.

And if your thinking, "can you blame the guy, he is only trying to maintain his dignity", you are wrong in two ways:

1. You can blame him.

2. He has no dignity.

And now for the golden question, where is he now?

Currently busing tables somewhere in cabo san lucas, the spring break capitol of the world (man, who says only smart people go to college)

Well, until next time.

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Welcome [14 Mar 2004|12:46am]

[ mood | nostalgic ]

well, lets get a few things straight before you go rummaging around here like your a member. HEY, IM TALKIN TO YOU! ok so here goes:

1. this is not just any community. we have a specfic mission to exploit the misfortunes of overdue-for-a-pinkslip celebrities and many other burnouts.

oh yeah....

burnout - n. a person, or group of people, or group project that has long overstayed its due in my brain or the brain of any members, posters, lurkers, etc.

well now that thats out of the way....

2. either have fun or get out

3. nobody talks about the_burnouts...wait...this isnt fight club...

4. what ever happens here, stays here. no whiners, wieners, crybabys, etc. or refer to #2

5. the worse the burnout, the higher my respect for you.

all in all, just have fun, dont cause too much trouble, and please for your own sake:

eat more chocolate and listen to more coldplay.

good day

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not cute [13 Mar 2004|09:31pm]

[ mood | drunk ]

you burn outs are sick condons are not cute ithink that you guy are gross and am going to report you guys to spam....hahahah

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ummmm [11 Mar 2004|05:56pm]

[ mood | sleepy ]

well i am not a burn out yet....so any ways luis don't for get to call me well who else is going to go well let me know cho....bye bye

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